If you asked me which film I could give a shit about the least this year, it wouldn’t even be Nights in Rodanthe, it would be this. Primarily because I think Diablo Cody should be crucified for writing Juno and secondly, because Megan Fox is annoying. So what? She’s hot. So is everyone else in hollywood, except this one has about as much depth as a puddle. And I also get tired of the constant comparisons to she who is the Goddess of all love and beauty in the Universe, Angelina Jolie. I mean really, there’s no WAY she’s as hot as her, and Angelina’s on what? her 50 or 60th kid by now? But anyway, I know most of you guys have been waiting for this because you need new masturbation material, and IMAGINE seem to be on something of a streak for releases. Anyway. This film should be a veritable thrill for anyone who spends way too much time playing WoW. AND, does anyone else think this poster is a blatant rip off of the true blood promo poster?

Quality: R5 Quality, although I’m not entirely sure it’s Line audio cause it sounds a little tinny and vacant

Edit: Jennifers Body 2009 R5 XviD-ViSiO is apparently better sound, but apparently IMAGINE did use line audio, but ViSiO are using the Rx audio and are claiming IMAGINE were out of synch in several places. Right then. That’s me done with caring, onto the next post.

Synopsis: A newly possessed cheerleader turns into a killer who specializes in offing her male classmates. Can her best friend put an end to the horror?

Ratings: IMDB: 5.6/10.0 (95,458 votes) | RT: 41%
Genre: Comedy | Horror | Thriller
Directed by: Karyn Kusama
Starring: Megan Fox, J.K Simmons, Amanda Seyfried
Language: English
First Cinematic Release: 6th November 2009 (UK)

Release Name: Jennifers.Body.R5 Line.XviD-IMAGINE
Video: – XviD @ 1940kbps 720×400px (WxH) – AR: 16/9 – FPS: 23.976 fps
Audio: @ 128 Kbps – 2 channels
Size: 3 Files @ 1.42gb
Runtime: Release – 1hr 34 mins | Official – 1hr 34  mins
Filename: Jennifers Body R5 Line XviD IMAGINE

Links: NFO, Wikipedia, YouTube Trailer
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