Yeah, yeah, I’m ugly and you hate me, get over it. Anyway FLAWL3SS have produced from their cavernous rectums a brrip of the nightmare before christmas which is pretty much considered a classic and helped make Tim Burton the obscene amounts of money that he sits atop, commanding a legion of taiwanese animators to create his visions - visions with with he and the combined evil power of walmart and disney shall TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

I’m telling you don’t trust him! Don’t trust the kookie looking goth in the corner! In fact, if you have time, hear more on this matter from Kevin Smith doing a stand up routine and talking about Burton. Also, just because I love you all even though you try to hurt me so, check this out - it’s an interview of  Billy bob Thornton getting interviewed and going apeshit. And with that, I’ll leave you now, because any minute ross kemp is going to show up wanting to spoon me, and war don’t play that way.

Edit: As a little sidenote, sc0rff is throwing a tantrum, and not because his nappy hasn’t been changed; I should point out, as if you didn’t already know that this is a p2p, and has a number of things that he perceives as being wrong such as incorrect ratio and what have you, and as a result would further like me to trawl through preDB for a better version - it’s escaping his notice though that this differs from the DVDrips in the sense that this is from the digital restored bluray that was released….Last year I think. Anyway. Obviously if you’re stringent to scene standards, the little black bars will probably annoy you, but normal people who don’t collect stamps and speak in klingon will probably enjoy the film immensely, regardless of FLAWL3SS’s little. er. flaws.

Quality: Christmassy joy, meaning good audio and good picture, as well as being pretty phenomenally thorough with the subtitles; this has Arabic, Croation, Danish, English, Finnish, Greek, Hebrew, Portugese, Russian, Swedish

Synopsis: This stop-motion animated fable was a big hit when it was released — not only at the box office, but critically. It was praised for its stunning originality and for the excellence of its execution. In addition, it was praised for being a completely absorbing fable that both grownups and children can enjoy, so long as the children are able to its handle scary bits (beginning perhaps at age seven or eight). In the story, Jack Skellington (voice of Chris Sarandon) is the Pumpkin King of Halloweentown, a realm of reality where the inhabitants make it their life’s work to scare humans on Halloween. He’s good at his work, and is very popular around town, but it all bores him. In a funk one day, he wanders into a wood where every tree is the doorway to realms serving one or another human holiday, and falls through the doorway into Christmas. There, he sees scenes of such glee and good will that he is overwhelmed. He returns to Halloweentown with the inspiration to persuade his fellow citizens to kidnap Santa and do Christmas in their own Halloweentown way — complete with snakes and shrunken heads. Despite strong arguments against this project by Jack’s otherwise loyal girlfriend, Sally (voice of Catherine O’Hara), Santa (voice of Edward Ivory) is duly captured, and the townspeople prepare a very special Christmas for everyone. Jack is excited about the new plan, and at first doesn’t notice that Sally isn’t around much anymore. Meanwhile, Oogie Boogie (voice of Ken Page), a sinister opponent of Jack’s, has re-kidnapped Santa and has captured Sally as well. Since Sally is the true love of Jack’s life and (he eventually realizes) the only one who can be relied upon to tell him the truth in every circumstance, a confrontation with Oogie Boogie becomes inevitable. In addition to being a monumental work of animation (it took over 120 animators and many more technicians more than two years to film it), this show features ten very appropriate musical numbers by composer Danny Elfman, who also supplies Jack’s singing voice. In October 2006, fans of the innovative animated classic got to experience The Nightmare Before Christmas in a whole new dimension when the film was re-released into theaters in Disney Digital 3-D — a process developed to add remarkable new depth to films that were originally released in standard 2-D.

Ratings: IMDB: 8.0/10.0 (63,368 votes) | RT: 97%
Genre: Animation | Family | Fantasy | Musical
Directed by: Henry Selick
Starring: Danny Elfman, Chris Sarandon, Catherine O’Hara
Language: English
First Cinematic Release: 25 November 1994 (UK)

Release Name: The.Nightmare.Before.Christmas-FLAWL3SS
Video: - XviD @ 1423kbps 720×404px (WxH) - AR: 16/9 - FPS: 23.976 fps
Audio: AC3 @ 448 Kbps (Constant) - 6 channels
Size: 14 Files @ 1.02GB
Runtime: Release - 1h 16 mins | Official - 1hr 16 mins
Filename: The.Nightmare.Before.Christmas-FLAWL3SS

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